Hockey Rules

Every hockey fan has heard of Todd Bertuzzi. Bertuzzi plays for the Vancouver Canucks. Make that “fights” for the Vancouver Canucks. Make that “fought” for the Vancouver Canucks — he “might” not play again, after breaking fellow player Steve Moore’s neck in a brutal attack from behind.

Imagine that happening in your workplace. You rush a fellow call center associate in the next cubicle and beat her senseless. And you “might” get fired.

Or you leap over the counter at the nurses station and tackle another nurse. You “might” get fired.

Or you pick up a fellow hot dog vendor and throw him into his cart, then stuff his mouth full of wieners. You could get fired. Possibly.

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